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The Politics and Ethics of Transnational Adoption
12-1 p.m.
Sarah Doyle Women’s Center
You’re supposed to bring your own lunch, but there will be drinks and snacks

Black on campus: The matriculation crisis
4-6 p.m.
Arnold Lounge
Trade your opinions for free shanghai

MEME will find a way!
8-9:30 p.m.
Grant Auditorium
A Jurassic ensemble with refreshments

I converted my entire freshmen unit to Dolphin Olympics back in the day, its fairly simple but really addictive.

This person is not very good:

This person is amazing. I’ve never reached the Restaurant at the End of the World. (slash another excellent time-waster would be to read “Hitchhiker’s Guide to Galaxy”)

2.) ROBOT UNICORN ATTACK

I have recently been introduced to Robot Unicorn Attack. I’m not very good (I get around 25,000) but some of my friends routinely earn scores of 100,000+. It involves Erasure and rainbows… how can you go wrong?

While that amount of money can buy you a good education, a fancy diploma and a stay in hedonistic paradise, we can’t help but wonder what else it could be spent on…

13,696 Ivy Room falafels

2,853 BBQ Chicken pizzas from Nice Slice

604 bottles of Patrón Silver

496 copies of Organic Chemistry, 2nd edition by Thomas N. Sorrell

93 Schwinn fixed-gear bicycles

1/9 of a 2010 Lamborghini

(h/t IvyGate)

Three Sisters
Production Workshop (7 Young Orchard), 8:00
FREE FREE FREE
I don’t know if you went to see Lulu last weekend (or have plans to see it this week!), but that show left me reeling. And a little sick to my stomach (because of the content, not the production!). And longing for a show that was a little less… aesthetically minded is the phrase I’m sticking with, but absolutely out of its freaking mind is another valid option. “Three Sisters” is the most buzzed-about student production in a long time, but it also promises to be some darn good theater. And it’s a Chekhov play, which means you get that lovely classy & cultured feeling for the price of your (FREE) ticket.

The Last Station
Avon Cinema, 6:30 & 8:50
If tonight’s “What to Do” had a theme, it would be Russian writers form the late 19th century. Thank goodness it doesn’t! I don’t know if you remember me telling you to go see “Crazy Heart” because of my girl crush on Maggie Gyllenhaal, but that’s absolutely nothing compared to my deep, long-abiding love for James McAvoy. Yep, I’m mostly interested in this multiple-Oscar-nominated film because one of the actors is a hot hot hottie with soulful eyes. What of it?

Fusion Dance Show
Alumnae Hall Auditorium, 8:00, $5
Fusion Dance Company has a well-earned rep for putting on electric, high-energy dance shows and it looks like this one will be no exception. It also has the benefit of having nothing to do with Russian writers from the 19th century, so if you’re not into that (although really, how could you not be?), this one’s for you.

The NYPD has arrested a suspect in the hit-and-run accident that left Brown alum Erinn Phelan in a coma and injured Brown medical student Alma Guerrero.  The woman police believe to be at fault was charged yesterday.

Note to all who’ve been enjoying the recent bout of beautiful weather: things are about to change.  The karmic price of our five days of sun is what looks like five days of rain and clouds.  The spring showers won’t last forever though, and forecasters say the sun will be back by Tuesday.

1. Make fun of people on the slack line (one foot off the ground, five feet across; all danger).

2. Be naked on the Quiet Green—look it up, you can do it (we’re pretty sure).

3. Roll the grass. Or, roll in it. Or, um, whatever. Does everybody hate me? Do you guys want cookie dough?

4. Think of ways to deflate a bagpipe

5. Pretend to be comfortable in shorts, pasty-thighed member of DTau

6. Sit in a circle and talk about how sunshine almost makes you forget the unbearable lightness of being

7. Berge watchin’. She’s got her spring plumage.

8. Watch Marshall tell his friends it’s okay to drink Mike’s Hard Lemonade

9. Hey Harvard, watch where you step on your green.

10. It.

Check out Post-, on stands today, for more snark, weed references, and spring-themed fun!

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Short Attention Span Seminar
10-10:30 a.m.
John Carter Brown Library
Learn something new and get more than just knowledge — get a Blue State gift certificate

Thursday Night Interfaith Suppers: Chinese Religious Ethics
5-7 p.m.
Home of Head Chaplain Janet Cooper Nelson, 58 Keene Street

Janus Conversation: The Constitutionality of Health Care
7-8 p.m.
Wilson 102
Get smart, ask questions, eat pizza

Sex and MTV
8-10 p.m.
MoChamp Lounge
The college hook up culture comes with “real food”